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  11. legendofsherlock:

    lolsomeone-actually:

    thewriterwhoisalone:

    mackblesa:

    nevertoomanyspiders:

    ceruleanpineapple:

    theladysyk0:

    lizardlicks:

    hellish-deer:

    ceruleanpineapple:

    spiders.

    they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
    how can anyone hate them

    Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

    My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

    spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

    CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE ME THINK SPIDERS CAN BE CUTE.  

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  14. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    pleatedjeans:

    21 Reasons Leslie Nielsen Was a National Treasure

    Police Squad and the Naked Gun films never fail to make me cackle :D

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